298 :(

I have officially lost my first friend of the day. In a dramatic turn of events one Miss jessica P. decided to de-friend me. i write this with tears welling up in my eyes as i play 'Why Can't We Be Friends' by War on repeat in the background. On the upside the movie rights to my journey are still up for grabs. 300 was already taken as a title so i am thinking about the title "How to Lose Facebook Friends and Alienate People with Bad Jokes." Adam Brody will play me and the voice over narration will be done by Paul Rudd. Facebook Friendship with both people is pending which would give me 299 and 300. Let's see how this plays out.