FRIDAY FRIDAY

I woke up this morning feeling optimistic about the prospect have making a few new friends. The sun is in the air, the birds are chirping and the neighbor is yelling at his dog to come back inside. I am going to take in some fresh air and see where the day leads me.

Grrrrr

i successfully went out, got second place in trivia and made no new friends. so tonight was a total waste of my time. I thought this would be really easy to form a tight bound with someone in a matter of seconds... but NOOOOOO. sigh... i go to bed reject, dejected and just overall jected in general.

298 :(

I have officially lost my first friend of the day. In a dramatic turn of events one Miss jessica P. decided to de-friend me. i write this with tears welling up in my eyes as i play 'Why Can't We Be Friends' by War on repeat in the background. On the upside the movie rights to my journey are still up for grabs. 300 was already taken as a title so i am thinking about the title "How to Lose Facebook Friends and Alienate People with Bad Jokes." Adam Brody will play me and the voice over narration will be done by Paul Rudd. Facebook Friendship with both people is pending which would give me 299 and 300. Let's see how this plays out.

The Great Quest For 300 Friends

I have been on an epic journey since 2006 to be blood brothers with 300 people, but since I have an issue with blood and cutting myself I decided the next best thing was to have 300 really super close facebook friends. Being Facebook friends is the next closest thing to becoming blood brothers. This whole quest sounds fairly narcissistic, but in a world where all hell has broken loose, poverty is running rampant, and an asteroid could kill us all at any second, the only real currency is friendship.

Why 300?

Through numerous mathematical trials, philosophical debates and obviously a little guidance by God, I have come up with the number 300 being the perfect number of friends. It is enough to say “hey, I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany,” but not too many friends where you are a complete friend whore and don’t value what you have or as I like to call it the Scrooge McDuck of friends if you know your Duck Tale metaphors.

I started a blog so people can track my progress. I currently am sitting at 299 and will probably lose a few friends in the coming hours due what people will later call an ‘unhealthy obsession with annoying people.” I also refuse to add a random just for the sake of ending my hunt, they must add me. Wish me luck; I will keep the world posted

feel free to post questions and i will answer them.